Now, I don’t particularly buy into the concept of daily astrological predictions. (“You will make an important decision today,” Really? Does the decision between cheddar and Swiss in my sandwich count?)
Aries
Taurus
Candy corn is security and reliability formed in tri-colored sugar which is perfect for tradition-loving Taurus. She’ll gladly trade you all of her yuck-o black licorice for your three pounds of candy corn.
Gemini
Sweet Tarts are great for these Zodiac twins. Because they’re sweet! and tart! and sweet! and then tart again! She also loves to suck all the dye off so she can flash her creepy blue zombie tongue at all the boys.
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
M&Ms are perfect Virgo food. So clean and glossy! Conveniently melting in your mouth – not in your hand like those pesky, inconsiderate Snowcaps. M&Ms are also designed for compulsive color coding and then consumption in ascending ROYGBIV order.
Libra
Diplomatic, easy-going Libra is the friend who will trade you her king-size Butterfinger for a half eaten roll of Necco wafers. She is also the friend who wholeheartedly believes your flash-light-under-the-chin horror stories and is still a little unnerved by a darkened bathroom.
Scorpio
Any excuse to flirt is a good one for passionate, magnetic Scorpio. A candy necklace presents endless possibilities for strangers to nibble at her neck and use classy lines like “You look good enough to eat.”
Sagittarius
“Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – the meow-seum.” may not be your idea of comic genius, but jovial, philosophical Sagittarius thinks Laffy Taffy is the height of hilarity. Meow-seum, indeed.
Capricorn
Practical, prudent Capricorn has reviewed her candy options and the caramel apple seems to be her safest bet. A bit of fiber, vitamin C and it won’t set her back toooo far at the gym.
Aquarius
While all her friends are fake gagging over their black licorice, independant, original Aquarius swoops in and gladly relieves them of it. Who cares if they say it’s Grandpa candy?
Pisces
Contrary to my Virgo birthdate, I actually love me some Reese’s Pieces and Panda Black Licorice.
What’s your favorite Halloween candy?
As a double Capricorn with Taurus rising, I approve of your Capricorn selection. Though I could also eat Starburst all day long.
Scorpio is dead on!
I've got the Virgo/Libra cusp happening, as you know…but I'm firmly, FIRMLY in the Virgo-M&M category. It's true, I color code and eat in descending order.
Yay! I’m so glad I got it right – I was afraid someone would be all “Ummmm, a Gemini would *never* eat that. How gauche.”
also, i’m impressed that you made all of these up yourself. that seems like a lot of applied insight, dude.
Oh, I totally didn’t. Definitely googled “Astrology – personality traits.” Huge nerd = me.
capital A to the men on the scorpioness — nice!! licorice def wins a silver metal in the “if i could eat one type of candy every day” category.
I'm Libran, but only by a day or two, just after the cusp of Virgo and Libra. And I have to say that candy-wise, I'm definitely landing on the Virgo side of things. I LOVE m&m's 😀
I am SUCH a Leo… but I love candy corn, + I don’t get why everybody makes fun of it! Srsly, so tasty!
Jilly Bean! Glad to see you here! I didn’t know you were a fellow black licorice lover – we may have to wrestle over those remaining black jelly beans now …
Scorpio is perfect!
This double Libra / Ares ascendant loves her Snickers and other mini chocolate bars. And also punching untoward zombies in the throat. Just … keep me away from the horror stories, you’re freaking me out. *nervous shifting*
Gemini cricket you got me right with the sour/sweet, but that joke was a little Sagittarius wasn’t it?
X – a gemini
Haha, this is great! I am a Gemini and I laughed out loud, because I have my hair dyed blue at the moment… it’s not for the boys though it might as well be!
Also I totally agree with you that the dailies are usually rubbish – but reliable monthlies and personality traits are dead on. x
you hit the aquarian right on the head!! out of the list, the black licorice is my fave, closely followed by the swedish fish 🙂
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You pretty much nailed Taurus for me, personally. This was great fun! 🙂
Haha I'm an Aries girl and I must say this sounds a bit like me -) I also love Swedish fish!
Black licorice is independent and original…just like me. However, toss me a Resse's P Cup to really make me happy!
Yup. I’m a sagittarius who loves stupid puns.