Customs agent: M’am, could you tell me the purpose of your trip?
Me: Ummm, it was a vacation.
Customs agent: Did you know anyone in Peru?
Customs agent: So you were there by yourself? For three months? In Peru?
Me: Well, I traveled with some friends for a while and then I did some volunteer work.
Customs agent: Uh-huuuuuh. And how did you hear about it?
Me: About Peru? How did I hear about the country of Peru?
Customs agent: Yes Ma’am.
Me: Ummmmm … sixth grade social studies class?
Good lord. What’s the most hilariously stupid thing someone has said to you lately?