Let me be honest here, friends. This new thing? I did it, like, five months ago. It was a second date with a gentleman who, I’m afraid, didn’t make the cut for a third date. After he told me that he was bad with money and got stoned on the daily, we wondered around in the rain for half an hour because he couldn’t remember where he parked his car. Awesome.However! None of this detracts from the fact that the Minnesota Rollergirls
make for a great Saturday night. There were short skirts and crazy nicknames and impressive feats of rollerskating! There was a Guns and Roses cover band that played during the intermission! There were those giant pretzels with that neon orange fake cheese sauce!
It would have made for a great date, if it hadn’t been wasted on a guy who can’t remember street names.
Have you ever been to a roller derby? What did you think?