We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all people are created equal, that they are endowed with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
We have the right to be really great at sports and – with good, respectful sportsmanship – soundly tromp any opponent, regardless of their gender.
We have the right to binge watch Orange Is the New Black and feel zero guilt.
We have the right to ask for what we want – without apologizing.We have the right to go home early, only have one drink, save our money carefully and not feel like a total buzzkill.
We have the right to stay out dancing alllll night – regardless of age, marital or parental status.
We have the right to just give up on strapless bras because (let’s be honest) they are The Actual Worst.
We have the right make more money than our partner and not feel weird about it.
We have the right to love makeup and rom coms and baking and hosting parties and political analysis and rowdy sex and doing our own taxes.
We have the right to totally not ‘get’ Twitter or Instagram – or really love them and share lots of photos of our pets in outfits.