How was your week, guys? It’s really, officially spring here so I’ve been breaking out the sundresses and breaking in the fire pit. I spent this weekend celebrating a friend’s soon-to-be-born baby girl, brunching, and helping my niece ring in her birthday with manis and a visit to the bookstore.
Also! I’ve got puh-lenty of space in April’s Network of Nice!
Meet new friends in your city! Get career/travel/moving/educational advice! Beta test your new offerings! You can send me 50-ish words about your non-promotional, non-Google-able hookup offer or request at sarah (at) yesandyes (dot) org.
Anyway! Links for you!
Get out of my life, Reductress! 4 Lob Haircuts That Say ‘Whoa I Get Hangovers Really Easily These Days’
I leveled up my hippie with this purchase AND I LOVE THEM.
A former Uber customer service representative (CSR) provided screenshots of a search query of the Uber database, in which driver tickets are stored. The results are disturbing. A search for the words “sexual assault” returned 6,160 tickets, and the search “rape” returned 5,827 individual tickets. Let’s use this service instead.
A really fascinating long read about the very, very few people to convert and become Amish. Apparently only 75 people have joined the Amish faith since 1950!
Two Instagram accounts I’m currently obsessed with:
1. Fuzzberta & Friends (two guinea pig sister who wear costumes a lot and have adventures)
2. Georgiykot (an over the top Russian wedding hairstylist who dresses like a 1980s vampire)
The one question to ask yourself before your next purchase (it’s not what you think!)
Related: beet (!?) tahini snack bars.
Cutecutecute. Tiny treehouses for your houseplants!
Haaaaaa! Inspirational advice from a beautiful woman.
I’m selfish, impatient, and the right shoes. I make mistakes, I’m manicures, and at times people even more than things. But if you can’t handle me by what he says about other people, then you sure as hell don’t deserve what other people say about him. Inside every size twelve are a woman’s eyes.
YES. Yes. It makes me crazy when an unknown man tries to chat me up on the street and when I’m less-than-BFF-y, he gets huffy and claims he’s “just being friendly” or “just making conversation.” Then why aren’t you talking to other men if you’re so desperate for conversation, my guy? #DudesGreetingDudes is great.
“Damnnnn bruh you WEARING that Bluetooth”#DudesGreetingDudes
(sees dude reading a book) “Whatcha reading bro? You like books? I love smart dudes. Get that brain on, bud. Aw yeah.”#dudesgreetingdudes