Hmmm. How does one write about something like this while attempting to maintain any amount of dignity? And while acknowledging the fact that her mom/aunts/co-workers read this blog?By resorting to haiku. Naturally.Sugaring is good. Didn't scream,...

If you are considering getting a ridiculous manicure, here are my clues for how to find the best place: a) Ask the woman with the Chanel Logo talons where she goes b) Look for a 'salon' with neon sign paint nearly obscuring the windows c) Open the...

I try to live my life in a way that doesn't necessitate secrets. Which is not to say I don't know plenty of "You didn't hear this from me..." secrets, but the sort of secrets that one would have to write on a postcard and send to a stranger? I...

Growing up in rural Minnesota, in a family that views squirrel tails as acceptable Christmas tree decor, you would think that I would be seasoned with a six-shooter. You would be mistaken. The closest I've ever come to firing a gun is a rousing...

* note: I don't usually wear houndstooth peacoats in old fishing boats whilst releasing bottles.